"Children are farts, other peoples are horribly invasive but your own have a strange nobility."
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"I can guarantee this will not work live on stage."
spoken through SpinVox
"Thank you for coming to the graveyard shift."
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"This is my first intrepid foray into the world of blogging and it scares me."
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